30 8 / 2014

Free driving lessons start with: how to parallel park - three easy no fail steps; how to drive like you aren’t an ass - if you’re gonna cut someone off you better atleast get on it; and how to navigate without a gps - what roadsigns mean and if an odd numbered road is east/west or north south and other amaziing things that would make the world a better place if every driver knew.

27 8 / 2014

I judge corporate murica so hard. 
Cacao powder and cocoa powder are not equals nor are they interchangeable.

I judge corporate murica so hard.

Cacao powder and cocoa powder are not equals nor are they interchangeable.

27 8 / 2014

Please tell me you used cage free farm raised organic glitter Whole Foods? I simply cannot buy a card if it isn’t organic glitter with farm fresh diddlybobs….

Please tell me you used cage free farm raised organic glitter Whole Foods? I simply cannot buy a card if it isn’t organic glitter with farm fresh diddlybobs….

27 8 / 2014

Amethyst aren’t forever…but they are for girls like me ; )

Amethyst aren’t forever…but they are for girls like me ; )

27 8 / 2014

27 8 / 2014

neighbors

neighbors

23 8 / 2014

23 8 / 2014

These two hang in my kitchen not because of a great love for Gone With the Wind but to remind me to be less like Scarlett and more like Melanie.

These two hang in my kitchen not because of a great love for Gone With the Wind but to remind me to be less like Scarlett and more like Melanie.

19 8 / 2014

18 8 / 2014

suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

(via hot-sauce-on-errythang)

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